What is "a"?

Gina Testa...but what does that "a" really mean?

antisocial?

a-freak?

a sister to a wonderful person (not Lisa) ?

they are all true but....

i think it really means

just maybe....

ALBINO.

give up gina. u aren't black. GEEZE.

Who Do You Think You Are?

"Who Do You Think You Are" is a show on NBC where you figure out your ancestry. This show inspired a project at my school. The winning student would have the chance to get their ancestry discovered. This contest was made void for Cassandra Hernandez. Evidently, all the students were dead for some unknown reason... Wonder how that happened?

Anyway, there was no other candidate, so Cassandra had to be chosen. Here are her results of people related to her (not in generation order).

-Adolf Hitler

-Benito Mussolini

-Joseph Stalin

-Castro

-Thousand Pound Man

-Shrek

-Pooh.....'s worst enemy! (oh sorry, that's her now)

-Senora Roman

Cassandra was then exiled to some remote island where a man-hunter is said to reside...

Flyer found in Japan: Translated into English

ATTENTION ALL ASIANS: (MALE OR FEMALE)

A BEAST HAS JUST ESCAPED HER CAGE.

BEWARE WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A SMALL FREAKY EYE CHALLENGED GIRL! SHE WILL ATTACK!!! (AS IN HUMPING YOUR LEG AND SLOBBERING ALL OVER YOU)

SHE SWEARS SHE IS ASIAN, BUT IN REALITY HER SKIN IS THE COLOR OF SNOW.

HERE IS A PHOTO OF THE FREAKY ANIMAL.

BEWARE...IT IS A VERY DISTURBING PHOTO....BUT YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHO SHE IS...

Tally

Cassie- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000- into infinity for both sides

Gina- same as before

P.S. Cassandra, you're a piggy!

Gina's mouth..with all the love I can supply

So, I haven't replied to Gina's jokes and her absolute rude comments. This is because I wasn't allowed to go to the computer. The plan was that Gina was going to pwn me...and I wasn't allowed to reply. But, she promised she wouldn't mention Robert's name! Because of her, everyone is laughing at me. Well, guess what, Gina? Here is my reply to you. You purple wearing whore.

Somebody told me about this rumor...how Gina loves to steal men. There was these guys named Bobby, David, and umm...what was his name? I think it was Erik Aldersonsmutchozoko. I may be wrong about the guys but, I told Gina that she had enough guys to like and not steal the man I loved, Diego. Well, she starts talking about inviting him to ice skating and how she believes he is soo cute! I have liked this guy for two years and I walk down the street and there, right in the corner is GINA TESTA giving a nice...you know what I mean. She does it ALL THE TIME. She always does this. I hate it. Well, Gina here is what I want to tell you. USE YOUR LIPS TO TALK NOT PLEASE DIRTY OLD MEN YOU BACK STABBING NERD!!!

with love,

cassie.

btw, gina where do you get that shade of lipstick? SOOO CUTE!

Date to Class Night, Cassandra's Fight for Her Right!

For all of our readers, few that there are, i hope you've been enjoying our posts. We laughed together, pwned each other together, and now, we make fun of each other more. Well, more like I'm now making fun of Cassie. Okay, this is what happened. We have class night coming up, right? Well, she was jealous that everyone had their dates and she didn't, so of course she was upset. Despite offers from nerds like Robert and random people on the streets looking for young, naive girls, Cassandra was still date-less. For a time, she wasn't in school. During that time, though, many other girls were increasingly absent. Day after day, more guys were turning up dumped by their dates. I began wondering why this was happening all at once, but then i realized what was probably happening. When Cassandra finally returned to school, there was a total of only 3 girls in school now, including her and I. The only girl left was Nick Cap, but none of the other guys would go with him anyway. Regardless that Cassie was the only girl left without a date (excluding Nick), none of the guys who also didn't have dates would ask her. So, she decided to kill them all. Somehow, though, Robert eluded her grasp (actually, her gun). And now, with Robert fearing for his life, he asked her to class night. I, of course, am still alive. The lesson learned from all of this is that Cassandra is a jealous, murdering mytch! Don't get me wrong, she's a great friend- when she's not trying to kill you!

Confessions brought to you by Gina

Okay, it's finally time that I do this. I need to tell the world the truth of Cassandra! Here it is, plain and simple: she wants to wipe out the human race and replace everyone with chickens. Hey, don't ask me, okay? I have no clue. Anyway, she plans to do it this weekend. There will be no more humans! This is how she plans to execute it: she'll rally all of the chickens to form riots (she speaks Chickasquawk because of her STCD). I don't know all of the details for sure, but from what I read out of her diary that I accidently fed to her dog (whoops) she's going to order them to infect everyone possible. Her plan IS NOT full proof! I know something she doesn't about STCDs! AHHH! (Gina is taken away by Cassandra's flock of diseased fowl)

(pen taken up by Cassandra once Gina is gone)

Hello everyone. This is Cassandra. Yes, I do have a sexually transmitted chicken disease! And you better all get used to it because guess what? You're all getting them too! HA! That's for laughing at me! (starts coughing hysterically) What cough is happ-cough-ening to me! (then she dies...)

(Gina comes back) Hey, so now that that's over and she's dead, let's all go over to my house to celebrate!

After Cassandra's death...

I came to visit Cassandra's grave, but for some reason I can't find it... (gravedigger whispers something in her ear) Oh! Thank you! She's at the pet cemetery! Duh!

Gina will always be stupid

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

Love, Gina.

P.S.~ IT DIDNT WORK.

(~ cassie)

Short and Sweet, Compliments of Gina!

Okay, for one thing, Tokyo is NOT! an island! it is a city within an island! geez get your facts straight! if you're going to be a queen, you need to know your people! and by the way, neither of us has ever been to Tokyo! I mean, we were going there before but they wouldn't let us on the plane (well they were going to let me on) but Cassie was too fat- they wouldn't let her on. I felt too bad to leave her, so I got stuck with her all weekend. By the way, she ate greasy disgusting food all weekend!

In addition to Cassandra's fakeness and her fatness, she has an STD and a STCD!

Queen Cassie speech after death of Ginandra

Hello everybody! I am, yes, your new queen, however I care. Remember that old queen, Lady Ginandra? She was weak, and would let anyone take off her socks. But, I, as your new queen will TAKE the socks, I will not let anyone hurt you. I am also not selfish, like the old hag was. Her death, we all know ended in celebration. Celebration that a selfish and stupid weak queen was dead. I, Queen Cassie will make an end to your suffering, people of Tokyo. Ginandra wasn't even Japanese! I am. And I will show that since I grew up in Hino. An old city, here in the island of Beautiful Tokyo. Ginandra hated Tokyo. HATED it. I believe she deserved to die the way she did, someone finally got fed up with just taking her socks, so they killed her, too. So weak. Tomorrow we burn her home and belongings and her sister Lisa, will be my left hand man (girl). The two sisters had quarrels all over the place, making Lisa my friend will surely make Ginandra, the late mytch never to sleep peacefully. Until tomorrow my fellow Japs! ALL HAIL QUEEN CASSIE!!! I love each and everyone of you. And remember. Ginandra will always be fat.

Gina: Support, what Cassandra lacks

There was a board meeting yesterday, and of course, we, as in me and Cassandra, were supposed to go. We're fighting for athletics! I mean, who wouldn't want sports- look at Cassandra! Do you see her fatness?! Yea, she needs them. Anyway, I sent out a forward with the location and time, and would you know it, she was like, "What time is it at?" FAIL! Then I was like, "It's in the message, *explicit word*"(it has to do with a dumb donkey ~hint hint~) Then, she was all saying how she can't come because she had an asthma attack, and she's at the hospital. Well, why didn't you just say that first?! And do you want to know the reason why you had an asthma attack? No, not because you had to run too much! It's because you're FAT! There, I said for like the fifth time! "So, get over yourself and come!" I told her. She could at least muster up the courage to show up to fight for what could possibly stop the stares. Well, of course, people don't only stare because she's fat, but it's still an improvement! And then she answered. You know what she said back in her next text message? She said...

"Cassandra has died."

My reply: "Wow, nice excuse! Shut it and get over here, fatty!" I was only trying to help her. She didn't have to get so serious...

Casie Post: Shallow Monster

hey people, Cassie here. Just wanted you to tell you that Ginandra is a jealous monster.

the end.

thats all i needed to say, because thats the only thing about Ginandra...she is sooo shallow :)

Tally Update

Cassandra, a total of 9/0
Gina, a total of 1/1
jajaja who's in the lead now!

News with Gina! Tum, Tum-Tumm, Tum, Tuuum!

"Hi, I'm Gina with Breaking News today. The police have discovered the body of the beloved, Cassandra Hernandez. At her young age, her abrupt and untimely demise seems to have come at the worst possible time- this has happened only a day after her embarrassing display at her school’s “Fake the Track” competition. She appeared on stage in a drunken manner, nearly killing her dance partner, Gina. Her motive is unknown, but before the administration could drag her off the stage in an overdramatic show of intervention and correction, she ripped of all of her clothes and began dancing exotically for the audience. Back to the story at hand, Cassandra was seen last in the company of the person going by the name “Brucey,” his true identity unknown. Strangely enough, when news spread of her death, the rain ceased and crimes have abruptly stopped. Everyone seems… happy! And miracles are happening everywhere. Look, over there, you can see Michael Jackson! So, people mourn her death, but these abrupt changes in the world are hard to ignore! Oh my gosh, are you serious? I just heard from a reliable source that wars and disputes have been resolved in every country around the world! World peace has been established! And best of all, it's been discovered that there are no more grammar mistakes, ANYWHERE! No more sentences that no one can understand! And this concludes our broadcast.”

Random person sitting on their couch at home: “Beloved? You lost me there.”

Cassie Story Time!

There was this hole. It moved and moved, and moved. There are many tales on how every human on Earth would try stopping it, so it wouldn't move ever again.

Everyone remembers the tale of Cassandra Marie Hernandez, who we all now know loved to just be called Cassie, was the hero of the century. This ugly hole, which it was on the most filthiest grass, terrible stench, and the most ugly tormenting sound. No one had any idea how to stop the stupidity coming out of this hole! At times, it would tell people lies, but mostly about the great one, Cassie. It would tell truth-bending tales about who Cassie was. However, no one believed this hole, because Cassie was too gorgeous and amazing to be this horrible person this annoying hole talked about. One day the near by donkey, (who at times would rumble stupid things like "Jewish prostitute!") Robert Pan-castupid , started believing the stupid lies this hole was saying. So, Cassie had to do something. First, she cooked Robert Pan-castupid and threw him in the trash, since he tasted ugly, as he was ugly. Poor soul, no one liked him. Then. She went to the whole and started feeding it. It's "belly" (hill) got big and started to be too stuffed to talk anymore. The people of Every One Loves Cassandra Town rejoiced! They partied like it was 1999! "PURPLE RAIN" The people started to shout in happiness. Then, the hole started to exercise. Yes! How? We will never know...it was just HUGE and UGLY one day, then the next day it was UGLY and ANOREXIC! Well, Cassie had to do something, since the hole was sooo annoying, making every body cry. Finally, she just stuck a sharp butter knife, silencing the hole. And then she said:

"Sorry, Gina, it was just SOOO annoying. Just be lucky your not annoying, ugly, fat, stupid. Now your just ugly, fat, and stupid now!"

And then, Cassie walked away as Gina cried for she never spoke again because her mouth never stopped moving....

Gina's First Script, Act II: At The Psychic

Cassandra (asking Madame Gina) "Wow! Can you really tell people's future's?"

Madame Gina (in an accusing, superior tone) "Yes, I can. Are you questioning my legitimacy?"

Cassandra (speaking almost as if pleading for forgiveness from the amazing Gina) "No, no, not at all! I worship you're awesomeness!" (goes to her knees on the ground before Madame Gina in worship)

Madame Gina (staring at Cassandra like she's a crazy mytch): "Don't let it happen again. Okay, let's get on with the reading..."

(Cassandra stands and they make their way back to the dark room at the end of the hall...)

Cassandra: "So... Do I sit down or...?"

Madame Gina: "Or what? Are you going to dance around exotically? Just sit your fat butt down before I put you out!"

Cassandra (unnecessarily curtsies like a freak and finally sits down): "Lo siento, senorita."

Madame Gina (angrily): "What do you take me for? I don't speak Spanish! And even if I did, you'd better believe you wouldn't be calling me "senorita." Yea, I know what that means! You better watch your mouth before I slap it off your face!"

Cassandra (eyes go wide, shakes her hands and head furiously, trying to convey that she wasn't insulting Madame, but her ridiculous movements are just making her look stupid): "No! You don't understand!"

Madame Gina: "Oh, I understand! Shut up! Now! (mumbles) ... stupid teenagers... mytch..."

Cassandra (decides to shut her mouth before she digs her hole any bigger): "I'm sorry, Madame Gina. Continue with your reading."

Madame Gina (grabs Cassandra's palm roughly and studies it): "Oh, wow. Hmm. Yes. Mmhhmm. Uh huh. *curses explicitly* Wow, yo' future's messed up! I feel bad for you!"

Cassandra: "What?!"

Madame Gina: "Okay, this is your future: It will be your wedding day. Your limo is supposed to pick you up at your hotel, but it will never show up, so you to hitch a ride. The only person who passes will be an old guy on a goat, so you hop on. He leads you to a barn and rapes you. From there, you'll find yourself on a stone path. You'll be walking on the left side of the road, just over the top of a hill, and a car will hit you. You'll roll off the side of a cliff and into the ocean where you will float to Italy. In Italy, you will be found by an "Anything Goes" prostitute trafficking warehouse. They refuse you because of your horrible defect and fat butt. You are thrown into the street and a potato is dropped from the sky onto your head, and you'll be unconscious. When you wake up, you'll be with your groom, but he takes one look at you and retreats from your presence. You go crazy and run onto the highway to get hit by a car, but that already happened to you once, so of course something else has to happen. Evidently, you are allergic to peanuts, so in a twisted turn of events that we all have been waiting for, some random guy sees you- I think his name is Pooh? Anyway, he comes to your rescue and you tell him how hungry you are. He runs to the nearest convenience store, but they have no food to give to fat and ugly people (you, Cassandra in this case). So, unknowingly, he takes a jar of peanut butter out of the trash can to feed you. Finally, he will shove it in your mouth with a fork from the garbage, trying to save you, but you die from an allergic reaction to peanut butter after getting raped, hit by a car, rolling off a cliff, being put into prostitute trafficking and denied, having a potato dropped on your head, and losing your groom."

Cassandra: "Wow, really?"

(Madame Gina gets up and starts beating Cassandra up; she slaps her mouth off, tears her hair tie out, and rips her socks off)

Madame Gina: I told you not to question my legitimacy, mytch." (turns to leave the room, but turns around) "Fail. Epic Fail."

Cassie: You will be the one to burn, Gina!

Gina: Hey

Cassie: Can you go away?

Gina: Why???

Cassie: ....

Gina:Why!

Cassie: .....

Gina: No I didn't make fun of Asians yesterday!

Cassie: .....

Gina: This is annoying....I'm leaving.

Hey.

Cassie: What did I tell you?

Gina: That you love me?

Cassie: No, that you're not welcome here.

Gina: I....WHY! All I did was try to be cool as you, even though it didn't work out, who cares! We can still be BFFS.

Cassie: And what happens when you realize that I will always be great?

Gina: That won't happen, I can wri- ummm okay well I can dan- okay, sing better then yo- ugh. Well I sure look better!

Cassie: That's not what your mom said. *wink wink*

Gina: UGH. You win.

Cassie: Like always....like always.

Gina's Response: IM Conversation

Gina: You would.

Cassandra: What?

Gina: You would.

Cassandra: What are you talking about?

Gina: You would.

Cassandra: I have no idea what you're mad about. It's not like I'm incompetent and grammatically challenged.

Gina: You. Would.

Cassandra: I don't trash my friends and family.

Gina: You would.

Cassandra: I would never fart around other people! Don't I have manners?

Gina: You would.

Cassandra: I have NEVER been racist towards Jane or lied about anyone or anything to make myself popular on the blog!

Gina: You would!

Cassandra: Where are you getting all of these lies from?! I haven't ever almost burned my house down by putting a pretzel in the microwave for ten minutes!

Gina: You would.

Cassandra: And I would never kill myself!

Gina: You should.

Cassandra: What...?

Gina: Fail. Epic fail.

Cassie's Response to Diary Entry

Dear Diary,

I hate Ginandra!

She always tells lies. I went to Berlin because I made a commitment to family, and I went, and had good time. Then Ginandra calls me saying "PLEASE COME OVER I LOVE YOU" I'm just like "chill. Okay, I guess..." I already promised I would do this retarded dance...anyway...

She starts trying to KILL me when she sees me, cursing at my poor cousin who just sits there trying to keep his mouth shut, since her mom is there. she asked jane "why are your eyes so closed?" she made her cry. Ginandra is such a mytch.

Anyway....her neighbor is trying to tell me something and she pushes him to the ground and FARTS IN HIS FACE! i just went inside, scared to be the next one!!!

We practiced and practiced...but it was never good enough.....then she said I burnt the house down??? Wow....noooo it was pretzel in the microwave and she put it on for too long, making smoke come all over the house Ginandra=LIAR.

Gina Responding To 2nd Post: Diary Entry

Today was a busy day, an unusual day, so in a way- a normal day! So, Cassie and I were supposed to meet to practice for our SPECTACULAR! lip sync competition routine, but noooo! someone had to go to BERLIN! Yea, that's right! I went there! So, to pass the time, I... well, that's another story altogether that I'm not going to get into right now because I bagging on Cassandra!! When she finally did come over, she started attacking me! She slapped the backs of my legs REALLY! hard! Yea, I thank her cousins for that- you know who you are! She finally calmed down, we worked hard on our dance, blah blah blah... I toned her out most of the time. And then, when I thought she couldn't get anymore retarded, she goes and tries to make a pretzel. Now, I'm not going to say making food was a bad thing, but when you're Cassandra and you are incompetent and unable to cook ANYTHING! you should stay away with things that have to do with FIRE and HEAT and FLAMMABLE OBJECTS! It's almost as if Asia were here all over again! So the thing started smoking and she burnt her house down. Don't panic because her mom, dad, grandma, and dog, Buddy, are alright- they're staying with family, but Cassandra... She got put out. Right now she's hanging with the hobos, wiping her mouth on used napkins after eating from the garbage with a fork. Eventually, she'll leave all of us alone, and the world will become a nicer, brighter place to live in without all of these television thieves during natural disasters and rapists and crazy people in Buena! Good thing I don't live there!

Steer clear of Opposite Day, guns, and Cassandra- until you find the need to die,

Yours Truly, Gina :)

*her house didn't really burn down, but my point has been made

Tallying Up the Things We Let Loose

Cassandra, a total of 8/0

Gina, a total of 0/1

*don't ask if it's about the poll to see who's better because it's not about that...

look at the title, and maybe you'll get the picture... heehee

2nd Post

Cassie:

Cassie here, with the freak (Gina) by my side.

"I just saw you play golf on the farm near your house....

now i know where you live

heehee.

SIGNED OFF"

I said this to my enemy, Robert....BLEHAHAHAHAHAH

he must be freaked...anyway... *BBUUURRPPPPP!!!*

WTF GINA! Ew....she just burped....near my ear. wtf....

Gina: ????

Cassie: Oops...i killed her....heehee....

Gina: Your Face!

Once upon a time, there was a peasant girl named... well no one remembers her name really. Anyway, she was born with a defect! When you look at her, you become blind. But one day, when she was walking down the street to the fruit store, there was the prince of the land, Prince Nicholas Caporale! You see, she was in love with him, but her hope of a relationship, she thought, was unattainable because the prince would go blind at the sight of her hideous defect. Suddenly, she didn't care! She just wanted him! So, she ran and stood before him. She waited for him to go blind, but nothing happened... "You must be my true love because you don't go blind when you look at me!" The peasant girl jumped for joy until Prince Nicholas grabbed her by the arm tot stop her ridiculous hopping. "What are you talking about?" he said. Her heart soared, but then he continued. "You're as ugly as what! I don't love you at all." She then started crying. Through her tears, she asked, "Why can you still see, then??" In reply he pointed to his shirt. It said, "GAP." In their small village, GAP only meant one thing. "Gay And Proud." So, the whole time, the peasant girl had been in love with a gay man. She ran from his presence to the river where she intended to kill herself. She stabbed herself repeatedly, until she could no more, but she did not die just yet. Prince Nicholas then came running to her rescue yelling, "I love you, peasant girl! I've given up my gayness for you!" Then, she died.

So the question now is: "What was the defect?"

Answer given by Prince Nicholas Caporale... "Her face!"

Cassie: Burn Burn Baby!

I think Gina should go away!

Why?

She is annoying...she hates dogs

she cannot speak Japanese, Spanish OR English, though she thinks she can speak English. (we just smile and nod when she tries)

she is from a bad place (I won't tell you where because then I would beat her so bad, it wouldn't be right...)

thats it

-Cassie

Reasons I Should Be Picked, Gina

I say "NO" to bullying! *my arm still hurts, Cassie

I actually get this joke. I had to explain it to her....

I don't jizz in my pants!

I foster dogs! How could you violate something as adorable as this? cassandra...

Reasons I should be Picked, Cassie: Love is but a beautiful rose in a barren field...

Here are the reasons I should be picked

I love family! (Thats my uncle!)

I am pretty! Right?! Lol, so is Gina, but I can POSE!

tal vez su tiempo para ir

para no volver nunca más

tenemos que corrió hasta el momento

Si tuviéramos que pasar ahora

Entonces creo que el futuro era

nunca es posible en tus ojos

"Forgive me"

"Lo siento"

Si seguimos adelante

esas palabras nunca tendremos a susurrar

no pienses en ayer

pensar ahora

nuestras acciones no significan nada de todo este tiempo

si damos la vuelta

es su decisión

porque todo lo que usted elija

objeto i wont

simplemente escuchar lo que tengo que decir

que se nos separan

miembro a miembro

si dejamos que ellos

no regrese

me odian

y te odian por amarme

por delante de nosotros es un mundo

un mundo donde la gente acepta

que saben que estamos dentro de

todos ellos han estado en el que se han

por favor, no defraudar

No me decepciones.

y ahora que dices esos mundos

"Vamos a seguir adelante"

Te juro que lloraba til i dormía

nuestros sueños estaban pasando

pero como los ojos cerrados por un segundo

que se escapó.

I CAN WRITE SPANISH POEMS! *here it is in English*

maybe its time to go
to never come back
we have ran so far
if we were to turn now
then i guess the future was
never possible in your eyes

“forgive me”
“i’m sorry"
if we keep going
those words we will never have to whisper
don’t think about yesterday
think about now
our actions will mean nothing all this time
if we turn around

it is your decision
because whatever you choose
i wont object
just listen to what i have to say

they will pull us apart
limb by limb
if we just let them
don’t go back
they hate me
and they hate you for loving me

ahead of us is a world
a world where people accept
they know who we are inside
they all have been where we have been
please, don’t disappoint them
don’t disappoint me.

and now you utter those worlds
“let’s keep going”
i swear i cried til i slept
our dreams were happening
but as my eyes closed for a second

you ran away.

its called keep going hahaha

Video: Hello, Cupcake I have been waiting for you....MYTCH

Hope you like it! Ahahahaha

Cassie Diary Entry : This is the life hold on tight!

Dear Amazing- Scrumptious Dairy At Which Is Just Like Me,

Today was a day like any other. Me and Gina walked...she had to sit about five minutes into it (she is LAZY)... What else....?

Me and her had to go inside early, I, seriously wanted to punch her four-eyed face. Seriously. Her face was red and we had to take her to the hospital...ugh. Well, she seemed to be alright on the way there, so we just turned around and went home. (as you see no one cares about her) She kept screaming things like "I can't breath- so fat!" I don't care.

We went inside, started this blog and the rest is history...

p.s I have just realized how much I need Gina in my life, though she's fat, ugly, and really to be honest not that smart, I cannot imagine life without her.

I love you Gina.

-Cassie, the one who loves all, and hopes and dreams that someday, she will win this thing!

Gina Diary Entry: Bruce Willis Bonanza!

Diary Entry

Today was no stranger than most. You know those days when you just want to be alone? When you can''t stand other people's company, even if they are, like, Barack Obama or Lady Gaga? Yea, well, today was not one of those days. After drama, Cassandra got hit by a car... jaja just kidding!! Not all dreams come true, MLK Jr. Anyway, back to Cassandra. She is a lazy mytch! A little 2 mile walk should be notin' but nooooo! Someone can't walk too far or else her butt starts to hurt! Yea, that's right! That's what she said! I wouldn't make this fluff- I mean stuff- up! And later, she brought Buddy in her room. Peter, you're a bad influence! Now she's jizzin' in her pants all the time after we watch anything with Bruce Willis in it! What is wrong with the world that we live in today?! People steal TVs when there's hurricanes coming and all the stores close and they choose to kill themselves and some sassy homosexual guy will appear calling you a "stupid mytch!" I mean, who does that?! But the worst part of all of this is that Cassie thinks she is going to win this! JAJAJA! Well, I guess when all hope fails, jizz in your pants, start a blog, and please! change your pants Cassandra! They must be filthy!

With a new basket of laundry for Cassandra,

Yours Truly, Gina

1st Foto Album: "Was that you Cassandra?!"

o yeah... its cassie to the left and gina to the right!!!

awww sooo cute!

Scaryy!
cuz we can. (and we're cool like that...MYTCH)

1st Post: It's getting hot in here so take off all your socks!

Hey people! Cassie and Gina here....

Cassie: I hope you love this. I just wanted you all to know that I am better then Gina, WAY better. I am smart, GORGEOUS, and just amazing. Honestly, I believe everyone should just, from now on, HATE her. PLEASE! I need to win this battle. I want to get the most votes in this game.

Here is the rules. Me and Gina LOVE to write to each other. (Mostly bash) *jaja* Anyway, in a year, we are going to have a HUGE vote from all of our followers. The question you will all be answering??

WHO IS BETTER? GINA OR CASSIE? neither and both are not options!

Gina: Cassandra could barely get through that without misspelling every word. In other words, she reads and writes at a second grade level. She only made it through all these grade levels to 8th grade because of- OHMYGOSH!! she just farted! JAJAJA!

~10 minutes have elapsed~

Cassie: Even though that stupid freak was talking, I have to tell you. I am a lady (Gina don’t laugh), and would NEVER fart in public. I swear :) for realzies! ( That was meant to be spelled that way.) Anyway...back to Miss. RETART ....jajaja

Gina: ~crawls out of bathroom with no socks on and her hair super messed up- like i don’t know how to explain it- almost Cassandra ugly (it didn't look THAT bad!)~ wow! What happened?! I feel like you gave me the date rape drug! you stupid re-tard! Anyway, the rules (continued) include NO ERASING OF EACH OTHERS POSTS! This does not include curse words- if put in a post, it will be erased.

Speaking of drugs... i remember the time when me and Cassandra got high on gummy vitamins... ahh good times :) Back to you, my bean-flavored friend!

Cassie: You can call me CASSIE, Ginandra. Mytch (which isn’t a bad word.) We have to go. I am going to kill Ginandra. (everyone call her that.) I do not fart, as I have stated before, thank you very much. *walks towards Ginandra slowly* Anyway.....BYE!

Gina: i’m sitting next to cassandra right noW, and I tHinking to myself As she siTs next to me And reads this that, “wow! you chew Like a cOw!” no offenSE intended... ha! theRe was offense intended! jajaja *read the capital letters... teehee :)

Cassie: btw it = what a loser. mytch.....

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