Cassie Story Time!

There was this hole. It moved and moved, and moved. There are many tales on how every human on Earth would try stopping it, so it wouldn't move ever again.

Everyone remembers the tale of Cassandra Marie Hernandez, who we all now know loved to just be called Cassie, was the hero of the century. This ugly hole, which it was on the most filthiest grass, terrible stench, and the most ugly tormenting sound. No one had any idea how to stop the stupidity coming out of this hole! At times, it would tell people lies, but mostly about the great one, Cassie. It would tell truth-bending tales about who Cassie was. However, no one believed this hole, because Cassie was too gorgeous and amazing to be this horrible person this annoying hole talked about. One day the near by donkey, (who at times would rumble stupid things like "Jewish prostitute!") Robert Pan-castupid , started believing the stupid lies this hole was saying. So, Cassie had to do something. First, she cooked Robert Pan-castupid and threw him in the trash, since he tasted ugly, as he was ugly. Poor soul, no one liked him. Then. She went to the whole and started feeding it. It's "belly" (hill) got big and started to be too stuffed to talk anymore. The people of Every One Loves Cassandra Town rejoiced! They partied like it was 1999! "PURPLE RAIN" The people started to shout in happiness. Then, the hole started to exercise. Yes! How? We will never know...it was just HUGE and UGLY one day, then the next day it was UGLY and ANOREXIC! Well, Cassie had to do something, since the hole was sooo annoying, making every body cry. Finally, she just stuck a sharp butter knife, silencing the hole. And then she said:

"Sorry, Gina, it was just SOOO annoying. Just be lucky your not annoying, ugly, fat, stupid. Now your just ugly, fat, and stupid now!"

And then, Cassie walked away as Gina cried for she never spoke again because her mouth never stopped moving....