Diary Entry
Today was no stranger than most. You know those days when you just want to be alone? When you can''t stand other people's company, even if they are, like, Barack Obama or Lady Gaga? Yea, well, today was not one of those days. After drama, Cassandra got hit by a car... jaja just kidding!! Not all dreams come true, MLK Jr. Anyway, back to Cassandra. She is a lazy mytch! A little 2 mile walk should be notin' but nooooo! Someone can't walk too far or else her butt starts to hurt! Yea, that's right! That's what she said! I wouldn't make this fluff- I mean stuff- up! And later, she brought Buddy in her room. Peter, you're a bad influence! Now she's jizzin' in her pants all the time after we watch anything with Bruce Willis in it! What is wrong with the world that we live in today?! People steal TVs when there's hurricanes coming and all the stores close and they choose to kill themselves and some sassy homosexual guy will appear calling you a "stupid mytch!" I mean, who does that?! But the worst part of all of this is that Cassie thinks she is going to win this! JAJAJA! Well, I guess when all hope fails, jizz in your pants, start a blog, and please! change your pants Cassandra! They must be filthy!
With a new basket of laundry for Cassandra,
Yours Truly, Gina
she should try changing that mask too, it looks older than her mother.
ReplyDeletewow have of this is like inside jokes lol
ReplyDeletelol who are you anyway?
ReplyDeleteoh hi asia. lol and wow. we both honor mrs schlachta with the 56 at the end aha
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