Gina: Your Face!

Once upon a time, there was a peasant girl named... well no one remembers her name really. Anyway, she was born with a defect! When you look at her, you become blind. But one day, when she was walking down the street to the fruit store, there was the prince of the land, Prince Nicholas Caporale! You see, she was in love with him, but her hope of a relationship, she thought, was unattainable because the prince would go blind at the sight of her hideous defect. Suddenly, she didn't care! She just wanted him! So, she ran and stood before him. She waited for him to go blind, but nothing happened... "You must be my true love because you don't go blind when you look at me!" The peasant girl jumped for joy until Prince Nicholas grabbed her by the arm tot stop her ridiculous hopping. "What are you talking about?" he said. Her heart soared, but then he continued. "You're as ugly as what! I don't love you at all." She then started crying. Through her tears, she asked, "Why can you still see, then??" In reply he pointed to his shirt. It said, "GAP." In their small village, GAP only meant one thing. "Gay And Proud." So, the whole time, the peasant girl had been in love with a gay man. She ran from his presence to the river where she intended to kill herself. She stabbed herself repeatedly, until she could no more, but she did not die just yet. Prince Nicholas then came running to her rescue yelling, "I love you, peasant girl! I've given up my gayness for you!" Then, she died.

So the question now is: "What was the defect?"

Answer given by Prince Nicholas Caporale... "Her face!"