Today was a busy day, an unusual day, so in a way- a normal day! So, Cassie and I were supposed to meet to practice for our SPECTACULAR! lip sync competition routine, but noooo! someone had to go to BERLIN! Yea, that's right! I went there! So, to pass the time, I... well, that's another story altogether that I'm not going to get into right now because I bagging on Cassandra!! When she finally did come over, she started attacking me! She slapped the backs of my legs REALLY! hard! Yea, I thank her cousins for that- you know who you are! She finally calmed down, we worked hard on our dance, blah blah blah... I toned her out most of the time. And then, when I thought she couldn't get anymore retarded, she goes and tries to make a pretzel. Now, I'm not going to say making food was a bad thing, but when you're Cassandra and you are incompetent and unable to cook ANYTHING! you should stay away with things that have to do with FIRE and HEAT and FLAMMABLE OBJECTS! It's almost as if Asia were here all over again! So the thing started smoking and she burnt her house down. Don't panic because her mom, dad, grandma, and dog, Buddy, are alright- they're staying with family, but Cassandra... She got put out. Right now she's hanging with the hobos, wiping her mouth on used napkins after eating from the garbage with a fork. Eventually, she'll leave all of us alone, and the world will become a nicer, brighter place to live in without all of these television thieves during natural disasters and rapists and crazy people in Buena! Good thing I don't live there!
Steer clear of Opposite Day, guns, and Cassandra- until you find the need to die,
Yours Truly, Gina :)
*her house didn't really burn down, but my point has been made
you shouldve threw cassandra into the fire :D
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