Sunday, April 4, 2010

Queen Cassie speech after death of Ginandra


Hello everybody! I am, yes, your new queen, however I care. Remember that old queen, Lady Ginandra? She was weak, and would let anyone take off her socks. But, I, as your new queen will TAKE the socks, I will not let anyone hurt you. I am also not selfish, like the old hag was. Her death, we all know ended in celebration. Celebration that a selfish and stupid weak queen was dead. I, Queen Cassie will make an end to your suffering, people of Tokyo. Ginandra wasn't even Japanese! I am. And I will show that since I grew up in Hino. An old city, here in the island of Beautiful Tokyo. Ginandra hated Tokyo. HATED it. I believe she deserved to die the way she did, someone finally got fed up with just taking her socks, so they killed her, too. So weak. Tomorrow we burn her home and belongings and her sister Lisa, will be my left hand man (girl). The two sisters had quarrels all over the place, making Lisa my friend will surely make Ginandra, the late mytch never to sleep peacefully. Until tomorrow my fellow Japs! ALL HAIL QUEEN CASSIE!!! I love each and everyone of you. And remember. Ginandra will always be fat.

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