Confessions brought to you by Gina

Okay, it's finally time that I do this. I need to tell the world the truth of Cassandra! Here it is, plain and simple: she wants to wipe out the human race and replace everyone with chickens. Hey, don't ask me, okay? I have no clue. Anyway, she plans to do it this weekend. There will be no more humans! This is how she plans to execute it: she'll rally all of the chickens to form riots (she speaks Chickasquawk because of her STCD). I don't know all of the details for sure, but from what I read out of her diary that I accidently fed to her dog (whoops) she's going to order them to infect everyone possible. Her plan IS NOT full proof! I know something she doesn't about STCDs! AHHH! (Gina is taken away by Cassandra's flock of diseased fowl)

(pen taken up by Cassandra once Gina is gone)

Hello everyone. This is Cassandra. Yes, I do have a sexually transmitted chicken disease! And you better all get used to it because guess what? You're all getting them too! HA! That's for laughing at me! (starts coughing hysterically) What cough is happ-cough-ening to me! (then she dies...)

(Gina comes back) Hey, so now that that's over and she's dead, let's all go over to my house to celebrate!

After Cassandra's death...

I came to visit Cassandra's grave, but for some reason I can't find it... (gravedigger whispers something in her ear) Oh! Thank you! She's at the pet cemetery! Duh!

Gina will always be stupid

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

I will not be stupid. I will not be stupid.

Love, Gina.

P.S.~ IT DIDNT WORK.

(~ cassie)

Short and Sweet, Compliments of Gina!

Okay, for one thing, Tokyo is NOT! an island! it is a city within an island! geez get your facts straight! if you're going to be a queen, you need to know your people! and by the way, neither of us has ever been to Tokyo! I mean, we were going there before but they wouldn't let us on the plane (well they were going to let me on) but Cassie was too fat- they wouldn't let her on. I felt too bad to leave her, so I got stuck with her all weekend. By the way, she ate greasy disgusting food all weekend!

In addition to Cassandra's fakeness and her fatness, she has an STD and a STCD!

Queen Cassie speech after death of Ginandra

Hello everybody! I am, yes, your new queen, however I care. Remember that old queen, Lady Ginandra? She was weak, and would let anyone take off her socks. But, I, as your new queen will TAKE the socks, I will not let anyone hurt you. I am also not selfish, like the old hag was. Her death, we all know ended in celebration. Celebration that a selfish and stupid weak queen was dead. I, Queen Cassie will make an end to your suffering, people of Tokyo. Ginandra wasn't even Japanese! I am. And I will show that since I grew up in Hino. An old city, here in the island of Beautiful Tokyo. Ginandra hated Tokyo. HATED it. I believe she deserved to die the way she did, someone finally got fed up with just taking her socks, so they killed her, too. So weak. Tomorrow we burn her home and belongings and her sister Lisa, will be my left hand man (girl). The two sisters had quarrels all over the place, making Lisa my friend will surely make Ginandra, the late mytch never to sleep peacefully. Until tomorrow my fellow Japs! ALL HAIL QUEEN CASSIE!!! I love each and everyone of you. And remember. Ginandra will always be fat.