Wednesday, May 19, 2010

What is "a"?


Gina Testa...but what does that "a" really mean?

antisocial?
a-freak?
a sister to a wonderful person (not Lisa) ?
they are all true but....
i think it really means
just maybe....
ALBINO.

give up gina. u aren't black. GEEZE.

Who Do You Think You Are?

"Who Do You Think You Are" is a show on NBC where you figure out your ancestry. This show inspired a project at my school. The winning student would have the chance to get their ancestry discovered. This contest was made void for Cassandra Hernandez. Evidently, all the students were dead for some unknown reason... Wonder how that happened?
Anyway, there was no other candidate, so Cassandra had to be chosen. Here are her results of people related to her (not in generation order).
-Adolf Hitler
-Benito Mussolini
-Joseph Stalin
-Castro
-Thousand Pound Man
-Shrek
-Pooh.....'s worst enemy! (oh sorry, that's her now)
-Senora Roman

Cassandra was then exiled to some remote island where a man-hunter is said to reside...

Flyer found in Japan: Translated into English


ATTENTION ALL ASIANS: (MALE OR FEMALE)

A BEAST HAS JUST ESCAPED HER CAGE.
BEWARE WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A SMALL FREAKY EYE CHALLENGED GIRL! SHE WILL ATTACK!!! (AS IN HUMPING YOUR LEG AND SLOBBERING ALL OVER YOU)

SHE SWEARS SHE IS ASIAN, BUT IN REALITY HER SKIN IS THE COLOR OF SNOW.

HERE IS A PHOTO OF THE FREAKY ANIMAL.
BEWARE...IT IS A VERY DISTURBING PHOTO....BUT YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHO SHE IS...

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Tally

Cassie- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000- into infinity for both sides
Gina- same as before
P.S. Cassandra, you're a piggy!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Gina's mouth..with all the love I can supply


So, I haven't replied to Gina's jokes and her absolute rude comments. This is because I wasn't allowed to go to the computer. The plan was that Gina was going to pwn me...and I wasn't allowed to reply. But, she promised she wouldn't mention Robert's name! Because of her, everyone is laughing at me. Well, guess what, Gina? Here is my reply to you. You purple wearing whore.

Somebody told me about this rumor...how Gina loves to steal men. There was these guys named Bobby, David, and umm...what was his name? I think it was Erik Aldersonsmutchozoko. I may be wrong about the guys but, I told Gina that she had enough guys to like and not steal the man I loved, Diego. Well, she starts talking about inviting him to ice skating and how she believes he is soo cute! I have liked this guy for two years and I walk down the street and there, right in the corner is GINA TESTA giving a nice...you know what I mean. She does it ALL THE TIME. She always does this. I hate it. Well, Gina here is what I want to tell you. USE YOUR LIPS TO TALK NOT PLEASE DIRTY OLD MEN YOU BACK STABBING NERD!!!

with love,
cassie.

btw, gina where do you get that shade of lipstick? SOOO CUTE!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Date to Class Night, Cassandra's Fight for Her Right!

For all of our readers, few that there are, i hope you've been enjoying our posts. We laughed together, pwned each other together, and now, we make fun of each other more. Well, more like I'm now making fun of Cassie. Okay, this is what happened. We have class night coming up, right? Well, she was jealous that everyone had their dates and she didn't, so of course she was upset. Despite offers from nerds like Robert and random people on the streets looking for young, naive girls, Cassandra was still date-less. For a time, she wasn't in school. During that time, though, many other girls were increasingly absent. Day after day, more guys were turning up dumped by their dates. I began wondering why this was happening all at once, but then i realized what was probably happening. When Cassandra finally returned to school, there was a total of only 3 girls in school now, including her and I. The only girl left was Nick Cap, but none of the other guys would go with him anyway. Regardless that Cassie was the only girl left without a date (excluding Nick), none of the guys who also didn't have dates would ask her. So, she decided to kill them all. Somehow, though, Robert eluded her grasp (actually, her gun). And now, with Robert fearing for his life, he asked her to class night. I, of course, am still alive. The lesson learned from all of this is that Cassandra is a jealous, murdering mytch! Don't get me wrong, she's a great friend- when she's not trying to kill you!